okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
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Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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