I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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