just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
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