i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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