wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
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well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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