so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
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Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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