It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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