sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
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I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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