they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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