I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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