I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
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I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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