Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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