it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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