i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
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I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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