I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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