why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
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All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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