What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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