did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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