I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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