Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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