oh god the rape fog is back!
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Randomize
