do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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