Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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