Don't you send me to vm
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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