i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
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This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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