let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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