im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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