'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
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Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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