Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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