Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
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You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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