i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
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I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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