What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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