I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
