listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
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Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.