i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He felt like a one man threesome
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
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Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?