no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
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Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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