this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
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Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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