She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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