What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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