Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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