worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
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is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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