I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Do vagina's smell?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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