Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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