Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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