i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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