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i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I think my moral compass just broke
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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