hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
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My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
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Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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