1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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