Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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