Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
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Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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