Pants 0. Shit 1.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Boobs are out for the taking
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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