question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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