Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Randomize
