He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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