Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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