we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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