Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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