Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
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There was a lot of him and a little penis
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night