Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
No idea. I blame fireball.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.