Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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