I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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