Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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